The Fanstastic Ms. Fox

I gotta answer this thing when I go see a doctor for assessment come January, otherwise they'll take away my free trans toaster (the bread looks the same, but it self-identifies as toast. Given time, it may start wearing marmalade out in public).





Also - weird gendery links:
I want to do this to a telemarketer. (audio file)
SCIENCE! Or more specifically, you can do this to your face with science (some images link, others do not - still no laser eyes, alas).

After 16 hours of partial deafness, several prods, squeezing, five ear flushings and numerous probes with tweezers, the doctor turns to me and says, "you might want to use rubber ear plugs next time."

Apparantly wax ones can break off in your ear.

I enjoyed dancing at SinCity.