Meet the functions.

[the_fantastic_ms_fox]

I think I may see math differently than do other people.

Subtraction is sneaky wihle addition is likable, but bufuddled.
Multiplication is pleasantly direct and division has to be cruel to be kind.
Negative numbers, though not always welcome, need extra representation.
When handling radicals, be sure not to cut yourself on their sharp edges.
Squares have fine perhipheries.
Polynomials sit like a loaf of savoury bread on a kitchen counter.
Absolute value makes eyes go in opposite directions.
Greatest integer functions jar and momentarily disorient.
Double-variable equivalency equations skirt along the edge, sending sensual, even erotic signals along their curves: less-than equations are wallflowers, and greater than equations tend to spill out; so messy and over-ambitious are they so often.
Root functions slip between your fingers, like fine sand.
Manipulating infinities is making balloon animals out of the wrong kind of balloons.
Straigt-up logarhythms make me a little nauseous.
E is pretentious and oblate, like royalty.