I gotta answer this thing when I go see a doctor for assessment come January, otherwise they'll take away my free trans toaster (the bread looks the same, but it self-identifies as toast. Given time, it may start wearing marmalade out in public).





Also - weird gendery links:
I want to do this to a telemarketer. (audio file)
SCIENCE! Or more specifically, you can do this to your face with science (some images link, others do not - still no laser eyes, alas).