Revenge Sex and the Cold War

[the_fantastic_ms_fox]

I think that if We need to score points on Them, We should try to avoid this whole mutual annihilation* thing in favour of another strategy, that being revenge sex.

Consider: it's the 80's and you turn on the TV to see the Gipper saying "Mr. Gorbachev, I fucked your wife."

A hell of a lot better than the Star Wars program. Of course, if we made hot love not cold war, we'd still have boondoggle national defence, but it'd be ramapant sexualization instead of millitarization. Monkey Puppet would drop the missile defence so that billions of dollars could go to putting giant condoms in space or something.



*often by Proxy. That is to say the thtreat of mutually assured destruction is preserved by cooperatively beating the crap out of a areas of no consequence such as Vietnam, Korea, Afghanistan, South America, Africa or just the rest of the world. Both sides in the Cold War could cooperate pretty well as long as they could have a scene where they pretend to fight while mutually pummelling a hapless third party.

Comments

Monkey Puppet?

[hundun.livejournal.com]

I explain: Alex couldn't decide if Bush XP was more of a chimpanzee or a puppet ruler. This has yet to be resolved. Hence the name. Use it.

Re: Monkey Puppet?

[bthomasac.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think I coined that term way back when. Both images captured Bush so perfectly that I couldn't conceive of not using both of them at the same time. So he became the monkey-puppet. Which I conceive as some simian muppet. Or possibly a monkey dummy with Dick Cheny as the ventriloquist.

[estrellada.livejournal.com]

"Take one for the team!"

[hundun.livejournal.com]

I regret that I have only one virignity to lose for my country.

[estrellada.livejournal.com]

for the love of many bolsheviks, someone PLEASE make some posters for this campaign!

[inri33.livejournal.com]

or for the orgiastic UN

[greenstorm.livejournal.com]

Deja vu.