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the_fantastic_ms_fox) wrote2008-04-01 11:44 pm
the_fantastic_ms_fox) wrote2008-04-01 11:44 pm
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Cherry flavoured.
Contrary to popular belief, bottom surgery for lasses does not involve cutting anything off. Except that nagging sense of "who glued a packer to me while I slept?" Rather it takes existing tissues and reconfigures them into a new and more becoming shape. Medically, this is known as "a cunt."
But since it's an innie, you do not want hair growing in it. You can get your folicles scraped off during surgery, but this makes a pretty invasive procedure even moreso, and it increases complications (although not as much leaving ingrown hairs to roost in a very tender and inaccesible place). From what I have gathered, one can reduce the complications of genital surgery by getting electrolysis beforehand.
I don't mean your "triangle" area of pubic hair, I mean the hair on your genitals: penis, scrotum, the area above and the (surprisingly sensitive one) just anterior.
I had laser there already, but since I have to take a multiple-week hiatus from getting my beard nixed, I am going ahead as outlined.
Side note: you wear special salmon-coloured goggles when you're getting laser. Through them, the laser just looks like a bright spot. I've mentioned this before. What I forgot is that, out of the corner of your eye, around the side of the goggles, and safely away from the laser, you can see the whole room light up like someone just flashed a stadium light on. I don't know how powerful that thing is, but it's pretty darn bright.
Electrolysis hurts more where you have more nerves, especially if the hair is packed tight together, as it means that you're electrolyzsislysializing (?) a patch just as it's swelling up from the last jolt. Fortunately, all that's left in the target area is wispy white stuff. Still, i though that it would be a good idea to get a topical anesthetic.
They told me that they could get it yesterday, but when I went to pick it up, it wasn't in. Fortunately, I was able to get something less potent but chemically identical. It's an oral anesthetic - a numbing mouthwash for dental surgery. (A mouthwash: Do not swallow it. It can anesthetize the inside of your throat and partially paralyze your ability to swallow.)
But since it's an innie, you do not want hair growing in it. You can get your folicles scraped off during surgery, but this makes a pretty invasive procedure even moreso, and it increases complications (although not as much leaving ingrown hairs to roost in a very tender and inaccesible place). From what I have gathered, one can reduce the complications of genital surgery by getting electrolysis beforehand.
I don't mean your "triangle" area of pubic hair, I mean the hair on your genitals: penis, scrotum, the area above and the (surprisingly sensitive one) just anterior.
I had laser there already, but since I have to take a multiple-week hiatus from getting my beard nixed, I am going ahead as outlined.
Side note: you wear special salmon-coloured goggles when you're getting laser. Through them, the laser just looks like a bright spot. I've mentioned this before. What I forgot is that, out of the corner of your eye, around the side of the goggles, and safely away from the laser, you can see the whole room light up like someone just flashed a stadium light on. I don't know how powerful that thing is, but it's pretty darn bright.
Electrolysis hurts more where you have more nerves, especially if the hair is packed tight together, as it means that you're electrolyzsislysializing (?) a patch just as it's swelling up from the last jolt. Fortunately, all that's left in the target area is wispy white stuff. Still, i though that it would be a good idea to get a topical anesthetic.
They told me that they could get it yesterday, but when I went to pick it up, it wasn't in. Fortunately, I was able to get something less potent but chemically identical. It's an oral anesthetic - a numbing mouthwash for dental surgery. (A mouthwash: Do not swallow it. It can anesthetize the inside of your throat and partially paralyze your ability to swallow.)
Since it's the only game in town, I went ahead. Thank G-d for single-stall lockable washrooms. You need to apply it someplace, and you should use a glove if you don't want to numb your hand.
Now the crotch in my underwear is tinted pink, and my genitals smell like a combination of disinfectant and artificial cherry flavour.