(no subject)

After much thought, I have come to the conclusion that, when someone makes a movie about my life, I must be played by Choi Min-Sik.

The foremost obstacle to this plan is the fact that Mr. Choi is some eighteen and a half years my senior. Fortunately, I don't expect my life to be proper movie-fodder for at least a decade and a half, at which point our ages will be close enough to avoid this problem.

Some may complain that in fifteen years, Mr. Choi will be just as much just as older than (gah! stupid English!) still too old. This too, can be circumvented. I will have to have someone write my biography now, charting out the next fifteen years of my life and any relevant world history. Production will start immediately while I, and the rest of the world, will have to adhere to the plan.

This may mean that I will have to grow the appropriate facial hair and communicate only in Korean, or at least pick up a thick Korean accent.